Rita Book

The position when one penetrates a woman's anus while slithering and making slurping sounds.

Person one: do you want to go to the library and read this book.
Person two: No but I want to go to your mom's house and Rita Book.

by Josh Holnagel October 18, 2014

book an ambulance

What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.

Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."

by oracle March 7, 2005

Book Bandit

One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.

The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.

by shinto mularkey January 7, 2013

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.

I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.

Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.

by cookie November 22, 2004

f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.

You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019