Blinsching

the act of masturbating without using pornography; to masturbate using one's own imagination

Teen 1 : Dude, were your parents home last night?

Teen 2 : Yeah, I was blinsching because I thought I'd get caught with my mags.

by blinschingcreator April 3, 2009

blisphemy

the pleasurable experience that is personally virtuous but publicly shameful.

the Blisphemy of having to really:

go to the bathroom; blow your nose; spit; or make any bodily sound; swear obscenities; occasionally indulge in any excess like eating, sleeping etc.

by PoetryWithoutANet May 10, 2009

blats

to kick ass or too rape

derek: oh my gosh christina i want kim soo bad
christina:derek if you tell me one more time im gonna blats you.

mike: i wanna blats you all night
alice:then come do it.

by tiny_queen June 7, 2010

Blissappointment

When something initially seems to be the most awesome thing ever to happen/exist, but then you realise it's in fact horrendously sub-par.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, you go to see Saw XVII yesterday??!?!"

Dude 2: "Yeh man, it was a total blissappointment."

by TurboCretin April 30, 2010

Bits-of-Hong

Another way to say bong hits, or can be used as an alternative for hong bits.

Dude, we totally should get down on some Bits-of-Hong later at your place.

by Eseer Tam July 14, 2011

bitsloe

Bitch. Slut. How

You bitsloe! I cannot believed you hooked up with my boyfriend.

by superman91034 September 25, 2011

Blissful Awakening

Awaking in the morning with sudden thoughts of love, serenity, and tranquility. Often accompanied by happiness from the excellent relationship you may be currently involved in. Lasts anywhere from 5- 20 minutes of sheer joy and appreciation

Wes: Yo, why are you so excited today man?

Zeke: Oh, i experienced a blissful awakening this morning when i awoke from my fantastic dream about my everlasting love Cecylia.

Wes: Word.

by Random name goes here _____ December 21, 2012