Girl: Mom im going to visit some Yorkshire beaches
Mom: Okay have a nice time sweetie
Boy: ready to fuck?
Mom: Okay have a nice time sweetie
Boy: ready to fuck?
by mymanbojo March 22, 2022

A play on ‘beach body’ - referring to someone on the beach while in a swimming costume who instead of being toned has a belly.
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019

A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.
When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.
When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.
by beach junki May 9, 2018

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

BOOM BEACH COME WITH A PLAN OR LEAVE IN FRICKIN DEFEAT.
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY
by cantcomeupacretivename October 10, 2021

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 8, 2021

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.
by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019
