9 volt battery

1 A power source.

2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.

Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

20 percent of Battery

a moment when an iPod or music player has 20 percent left of battery

symptoms include moaning, groaning, complaining, frustration and eventual boredom

"I'm ready to play infinity blade 2!"

*2 hours later*

screen "20 percent of battery"

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by tubasplat2010 December 27, 2011

neece banter

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.

'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'

by David Masson January 28, 2008

Jasmine Bartek

Jasmine bartek is my idol:) She makes many other people happy to! She loves to make us happy<3 we love u jayjay

U: Hey have u seen jas?
random: no whos that?
u: jasmine bartek is my.

by Tiktok star Jas July 15, 2021

D Batteries

The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.

Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?

by demetrimartin March 16, 2008

Anal Banter

When you do something that could be said to be homosexual, but only in jest.

Person A: "Stop touching my knee you Fag"

Person B: "Just a bit of Anal Banter mate"

by PompeyPwn September 1, 2006

batter burger

a gourmet delacey from the republic of ireland.this delightful snack's ingredients are succulent minced beef ( mashed tounge and hoof cavered in batter) genty fried in oil ( deep fried in fat).this delightfull dish is best accompanyed with curry chips and often eaten al fresco.

stevo was cofidant that after a drink and a nice meal he would get lucky with sharon.
" i went round to stevo's gaff.He got a bag of cans a couple of batter burger so i gave him a ride.

by grant kirwan June 15, 2004