Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009

dan mills

a retard who has a small penis

wow he's a dan mills

by steven911 March 19, 2014

nodl dan

When you have to think of something, but you're too stupid (as a nice way to put it) to actually think.

A more idiotic version of the noodle dance

I had to nodl dan to think of a excuse for being late to school.

by Father Shuckle October 22, 2016

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

Dan Chau

Has no real life friends and cuts himself to get attention from his internet friends, plays arma 3 and calls the game dead and hangs around with the hard lot of arma who ddos for attention and becouse he uses a stresser he brags about it to his internet friends. and demands clout.

Dan - he he he he hey guyss ghuessss what i diddid todayyy i cut my rist and thennnnn what i did was gooo on arma whith alllll my internet friendesy and we ddossesd some peoples coz we are retards.
Arma Roleplay - OMMGGG Is that dan chau please dont ddos me im such a bigg fan of u dan please can i be ur friend u i dont want you to ddos me man u are soo cool!

by dancutshimselflool April 19, 2019

Dan Torens

A Moofy. Cow pup. Pay pig. A big loser. A pervert. A Sissysquirt. A chastity wearing cock lover.

Dan Torens is weak for big jugs. He’s such a “Dan Torens”. Moofy exposed.

by Bobbyboobear January 4, 2020

Dan Zermansky

1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R

"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"

by daffyduck420 May 4, 2020