Zachariah Thorne

has no family

omg look at that orphanage I bet all of them are called Zachariah Thorne

by 3rd cancer testicle November 1, 2022

zach coleridge

a short but sexy young man who loves a good laugh with his mates

OMG its zach coleridge, he is such a short but sexy young man

by curved5858 December 29, 2022

Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.

Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky

by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023

Zach

Noun: A person with chronic ball-fondling addiction.

Wow, I really hope this guy isn't a Zach, I didn't wear Underwear today.

by PermaXD March 1, 2023

Zach Hersch

A man with an absurd amount of IQ point, plays the trumpet and thinks he's better than everyone else. Often gets frustrated with others when he messes up. Has bad paper management and is very unorganized.

Zach Hersch please stop talking we know your better than everyone else

by Smart People Over 160 IQ April 27, 2023

Zachary Gray Teeter

Zachary Teeter is a man who doesn’t leave any woman to the rest of us, his rizz is unstoppable, his third leg sweeps the ground as he walks. He has known to be called Adolph Rizzler.

Yo he’s a regular Zachary Gray Teeter.

by The rizzered July 8, 2023

Zach Bryan

One of the most talented and well-versed writers you will ever hear about. He sings country-folk songs with enough emotion to make any man shed a tear, also known as “sad cowboy music”. If you are new to Zach Bryan, don’t ruin it for all of his old fans. Elizabeth>DeAnn>QHD>American HB>Summertime Blues (I don’t make the rules). Screaming it to the masses.

Has Zach Bryan released Writers and Fighters yet?

by Give your Heart Keep your Head July 12, 2023