bailiff, whack his peepee

the worst sentence to have in court, not supported by twinkie defending

We must make sure you do not come here again.
Bailiff, whack his peepee.

by stamplerels September 4, 2021

Demon whacking your sin staff

Masturbating to a picture of satan

girl: hey big boy, mind if i start demon whacking your sin staff?
boy: hell yea!

by niggerbob May 9, 2012

urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.

Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.

by billthecat November 7, 2012

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

Super dick mc asain whack

A adjective which is used by people either high or extremely bored to lighten to convosation to break the ice or maybe even scare a child.

Tim: Hey, hey Jim, guess what
Jim: What
Tim: super dick mc asain whack
Jim: um thats nice, keep it to yourself

by catmilk234 January 13, 2009

knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs

what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"

"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."

by Sc46and2 February 15, 2005

Whack Scab

A scab created from whacking off way too much. excessive friction on one spot can cause the skin to break... & for a scab to be born.

After jerkin' off twice a day for a month... I had a total whack scab on the side a my dick.

by Leonfilms235 August 30, 2013