Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

flop wank

masturbating with a flaccid penis

He couldn't get it up, so he had a flop wank and hoped for the best.

by Ryem May 2, 2016

Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.

Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.

by slapyourstick October 14, 2011

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

hive wank

A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.

Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.

by snowmoon March 16, 2020

boob wank

when a women plays withe her boobs by wiggling them around until the nipples harden sometimes resulting in a orgasm

Tracey: what yo been doing tonight
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok

by llama da man July 23, 2014

wank pop

That cheap, MTV-ish kind of music, that regards huge loads of tits, asses and other women's parts to be featured in a clip, to get any viewers at all. Mostly horny kids during puberty.

- Have you seen that new Miley Cyrus video?
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!

by Blitz Kvlt May 5, 2014