Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.
by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.
Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!
by adderword September 19, 2014

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.
by Stylo77 June 3, 2022

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!
RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...
GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!
RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...
GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!
by tbclycan July 28, 2011

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.
by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
by Naguine November 21, 2010

by xxxamanda October 8, 2008
