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intelligence vampire

A person who literally sucks the intelligence right out of you just by standing near you.
Paris Hilton need I say more is a intelligence vampire.
by Twilight Omega June 21, 2007
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grief vampire

Grief vampires are self-proclaimed psychics or mediums who prey upon the loved ones of those who have recently died. They exploit the grieving for their own monetary gain.
Theresa Caputo is a Grief Vampire she will tell you how your loved one is not in any pain and is in a better place after you pay hundreds of dollars for her cold reading and hot reading skills. Which are simple magicians tricks and not any psychic or medium abilities. All psychics are frauds conning you out of money by saying things you want to hear.
by Magic Mocha June 27, 2020
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psychic vampire

unlike the blood drinkers, these are creatures who drain people of emotions and energy, not blood. They can go out in sun, but generally avoid doing so if they can. Sometimes, one may be a psychic vampire and not know it. Traits include:
Always becoming energetic around crouds.
Tendency to depression
Needing constant reassurance
being tired durring the day
being energetic at night
"dude, i think you might be a psychic vampire"

"i dont" -drains friend of energy "woah... well. i never saw that coming"
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 7, 2004
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pussy vampire

A male who hunts pussies at nights in order to survive.
i gotta get me some cunts tonite b'cuz i feel like a pussy vampire
by P.V.C. September 6, 2009
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Modern-Day Vampire

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

;

one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
;

a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe
www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com
by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004
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Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards

AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.

The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.

...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.

Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.

People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:

-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts

-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
by Lig Na Baste July 16, 2009
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Emotional-vampire

1). Someone who is addicted to giving or having emotional pain.

2). Someone who becomes happy from another persons pain.

3). Malice
He is an emotional-vampire, always mentally beating people down.
by realityempty January 2, 2012
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