Turkish Coup

The act of leaving a lover sexually unfulfilled

Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.

by Mr413 July 15, 2021

turkish camelback ride

The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.

Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.

by PParker July 7, 2017

Turkish Quandale Dingle

The guy from the tiktok rizz party who tried to impress the group leader, blue tie kid, with his dance moves. According to lore, he tried to take over as group leader, however, many believe he was simply trying to impress blue tie with his immense rizz, creating the ship bluedingle. He is the best member of the tt rizz party.

Person 1: Hey do you fw the tiktok rizz party?
Person 2: Yeah, Turkish Quandale Dingle is the loml

by smokecheddertheassgetter April 28, 2024

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

turkish butt

A butt that is so big, so good, so Turkish.

In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

Turkish Battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish Quandale Dingle

One of the Founders of the TikTok Rizz party, a streamer/content creator, and also a master of rizz

I wish I was like Turkish Quandale Dingle, he has so much rizz!

by pizzle_dizzle May 6, 2024