Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.

After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.

by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021

Turkish Coup

The act of leaving a lover sexually unfulfilled

Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.

by Mr413 July 15, 2021

Turkish delight

When some one dunks their balls in Tzasiki sauce and their partner licks it off.

I ordered way too much Tzasiki. Hope my girlfriend is ready for a salty Turkish Delight later.

by Coolio still makes music July 24, 2021

turkish butt

A butt that is so big, so good, so Turkish.

In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

Turkish Delight

When you brush your teeth and you rip a fat, stinky, fart.

Did you hear that Amin gave himself a Turkish Delight? Homeboy was dying in that bathroom.

by hanayama! August 5, 2021

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022