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steaming turd

A very disreputable and disgusting person. Any descriptive with the word "turd" can serve to stress the particularly egregious nature of the person's unpleasantness.
The boss made it evident in the relish he took in firing people what a steaming turd he was.
by Duckbutt December 7, 2005
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Turbo Shit

A shit that's forced out of the ass by a fart.
After a night of cheap beer and pizza you'll wake up with the turbo shits.
by colanblow September 28, 2008
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Video Turd

A boy who is addicted to playing video games with his buddies while secretly wishing he could go down on them. He is extremely awkward around women because his face is covered with acne. He also likes to expose himself to grandmas. It's a mommy thing.

Girls his age try to avoid talking to him because his breath smells like he just ate his dog's turds. His moto is...when you can't be with the one you love, love your own dick. Besides playing video games he likes to hang out in bathrooms and listen to people take a poop. Do not confuse him with a video nerd, a boy who beats off while playing fortnite.
Wow, that video turd tried to brag about being the next to last standing in fortnite but I had to turn away because his pimples made me gag and he smells like my cat's litter box.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 4, 2020
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Respect the turtle

I was just in the bathroom trying to respect the turtle!
by Briana83 May 24, 2014
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Alex Turner

The really hot lead singer/guitarist from the Arctic Monkeys. He's the, "Best lyricist in Sheffield," and was number one on NME's Cool List (2005).
Me: Like, OMG. Alex Turner is like soo hot!
Alex Turner: Don't believe the hype.
by Harry Ferdinand July 26, 2008
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Turtle Tugging

When you have your Turtle Beach headset on and your jerking off to porn off your console.
ME: "Hey, what up B!! What you up to?" B: "Just Turtle Tugging one out......MOM! GET OUT OF HERE!, Can't you see that I have my headset on??!!"
by Cant Hold MD February 26, 2011
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turbonium

The element that a VW Beetle Turbo is made out of. What else??
Dude, that VW is made from Turbonium.. I know because the commercial for it said so.
by Jacob Miller May 17, 2006
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