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toke-gasm

A toke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Mauai Wowie and jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Matt and I smoked some awesome dope , and both of us had dick-blowing toke-gasms when we blew our loads!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.
"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."
by MitchellDick April 7, 2008
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Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for "captured by fast zombies." In the role-playing game "HERO Madison," a person captured by the fast zombies is taken to the Johnson Creek Outlet mall for some nefarious purpose.
I'm very sorry, sir. It seems your son has been taken to the outlet mall.
by Mateo Incognito December 15, 2008
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Tokey Pokey

The act of doing the "Hokey Pokey" but instead singing the lyrics to stoner music with a group of people while passing the weed.
You should have came to the kick back last Saturday, we did the Tokey Pokey all night long.
by Broseph12 May 7, 2010
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tokin up

To toke is the action of taking a hit of marijuana, therefor, tokin up means to have a session of smoking marijuana. You can toke on a joint, or take a bong toke, and from this comes the phrase "tokin up".
The three of us are tokin up before the movie tonight, so we can get our mind right before it starts. I prefer bong tokes, but since we will be doing in the car, it will be easier to toke on a joint.
by GhengisFong September 30, 2016
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Toben

I'm going to be honest. I was just pissed off that the top thing is a fucking haircut so I'll write this to prove them wrong. Toben is someone who is sick of getting sack tapped and getting his snap chats screenshotted
Toben: hey alex
Alex:"taps sack"
Toben: ow
by Hue G rection6969 November 3, 2020
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middle toking

When 3 people stand or sit side by side in a straight line smoking pot, the center person is "middle toking" when they take a hit off the pipe or joint or bong every time it is passed back and forth in both directions.
Man, you're wasted!

I was middle toking with Alex and Levi, so I got twice as toasted as they did!
by Sonnie Skiba March 26, 2009
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