drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Toad In The Hole

Toad in the hole is an English name for meat, sausage or lamb cutlets baked in batter. It is also an egg sautéed in a hole cut from a piece of bread and a traditional British dish that consists of sausages in Yorkshire pudding mix.

I might cook myself toad in the hole tonight.

by kingmustard May 4, 2005

Cheese Toast

A derogatory term referring to East Coast Crips. East Coast Crips are a Los Angeles gang located in the eastern portion of South Central Los Angeles. East Coast Crips have no connection to the East Coast of the United States, they simply call themselves East Coast Crips because the territory they claim lies in the eastern section of South Central Los Angeles. Rival gangs especially Latino gangs, call them Cheese Toast.

"Fuck those Cheese Toast niggas!"

by afr3cb February 17, 2010

nicely toasted

a term meaning perfectly high on marijuana.

guy: want another toke mick.
mick: no thanks brew I am nicely toasted.

by george January 20, 2005

The Toaster

This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"

by Spidey Webb December 15, 2011

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

toaster

Meatbag slur for a humanoid robot.

Chad : Fuck that toaster!
HK-47 * shoots chad *

by HK47 November 17, 2016