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toilet ghost

noun: a toilet ghost is a whispy piece of tissue which fails to flush away first time. Post-flush inspection reveals the said ghost caught in the eddy of water. Not to be confused with a toilet demon
a little toilet ghost was left behind when she flushed the toilet.
by shez1 November 23, 2007
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Touch (toit)

The Irish Gaelic word for 'cigarette', which is "toitín", gets shortened to "toit" in coversation, which is pronounced exactly like the English word "touch".

So non-Irish speakers get alarmed when they hear the line, "Do you want to go out for a touch?"
"You goin' out for a toit?"

"Aye, why not."
by Barrry May 2, 2005
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Super Toilet

An entity from Cosmo's past that can only be assumed to be a wish gone horribly wrong with a basic water closet facility.
Cosmo: Ha, I beat you at Halo again!
Timmy: Super Toilet.
Cosmo: AHH! So! Much! CLOGGING!!!"
by TheNerg March 5, 2011
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nigga toilet

a musty crusty micropenis nigga who had sex with a toilet so now he is a toilet
damn! Look at that nigga toilet!

so big and thicc!
by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019
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Skibidi Toilet Brains

Other term for Toddler Minds

If you like this then your mental age never surpasses The freezing point of water in Celcius
Ah, Tiktok, home to brainded videos for Skibidi Toilet Brains
by Hoahobecth August 12, 2023
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Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.
by The Jax May 2, 2007
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skibidi toilet haters

a horde of no lifers who have nothing to do but to whine like they are the age of the stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" on certain videos comments sections about skibidi toilet being "cringe" and a lot of other bullshit excuses
man will these skibidi toilet haters just shut up for 2 goddamn seconds.
by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023
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