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three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
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Three Point Piss

A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.
Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.
by Johnson Wangson April 16, 2009
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threepeat

Something that repeats three times.
Jill won Homecoming Queen her freshman and sophomore year. If she wins again, it will be a threepeat!

Jack has a quiet voice, so he usually has to threepeat himself before people understand him.
by ScaryyMary November 3, 2009
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three shits from Wedneday

A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.

three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done
John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.
by bizzybee January 28, 2010
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Three Amigos

A 1980s comedy starring Chevy Chase, Steve Martin and Martin Short but now more commonly recognized in popular culture as the Ukrainian debacle starring White House picks Kurt Volker, Rick Perry and Gordon Sondland.
It’s time for the Three Amigos to sing their way out of this mess!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019
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The Three Gays

The three gay guys who love to have hot sexual intercourse with each other, even though two of them are brothers that enjoy the idea of having incest with one another, with another partner.
D3vils_pker1: Oh nick, do you want to come to my house tonight?
Tinypl0x3r: mmm yeah can I bring nath he wants sum action 2!
D3vils_pker1: Mm yeah I want both my warm moist mouth full of uncut cock and my tight ass pounded at the same time.
D3vils_pker2: Omg! that makes me so hard I love this we should be called the three gays!!
by Dat_Fuze September 9, 2010
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The Three B's

1. Babes
2. Beer
3. Beach
4. Bongwater
5. Bacteria
6. Nicorette Gum
The Three B's refer to the three things we all need in life. Just ridin the wave of life, and lettin the surf suck me off. I chew Nicorette Gum whatever.
by Snatch Scratcher February 24, 2019
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