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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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Pubing

Verb; The act of milking your pet grandpa....... (I'm serious)
Johnny asked Michael why he was so tried coming to school, in which he replied "I was up all night pubing".
by Tlobinomics55 February 1, 2017
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Great Pubes of Odin

Great Pubes of Odin is an exclamation of sheer excitement or surprise
Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.

Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!
by Nipple Tassler September 17, 2016
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Hot BBQ pubes

A competition between two friends where you start by Rubbing bbq sauce on you and your friends pubes and having rough buttsex till the first one who erupts first has to shave all of their friends pubes off and lick them up along with the freshly came sperm
“Yo me and wood just had hot bbq pubes
by Fishlips1 October 4, 2023
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ice pubes

When a a girl sucks your dick with ice in her mouth
Babe, my dick is hot, pit some ice in your mouth and give me some ice pubes
by 1326806357 January 23, 2021
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Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.
Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross
by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013
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nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.
Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."
by pfon January 10, 2011
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