Telenovela

1: A Spanish Soap Opera

2: A word to use when some is being so overdramatic

“Hey did you see Maria’s trantrum earlier?”
“Yeah she was being so telenovela”

by YeahImNotOnFire September 20, 2017

teleport_guy

the funniest TIKTOK user.
capable of teleporting 300 feet from his camera

hey teleport_guy, why dont you go in your closet, then teleport to the camera

by qquestionable.zone December 6, 2021

telecommutants

telecommutants spend all or most of their workday at coffee chains, using computers or other telecommunications equipment. The mere cost of a latte and low fat chocolate twist entitles telecommutants to appropriate rent-free virtual office space to themselves with impunity.

"I'll get the coffee and you find us a table."

"I would, but the whole place is invaded with telecommutants!"

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

telecon

A shortened version of "teleconference" or "telephone conversation". Ususally spoken by corporate drones trying to sound cool. May be accompanied by a Microsoft Netmeeting or WebEx visual presentation made in PowerPoint.

Mitch: Jody, set up a telecon and WebEx with the team. We're going to pick some low-hanging fruit.
Jody: Ok, I'll shoot you an e-mail with the deets.

by kneb July 26, 2006

Texas Telephone

When two people converse in conversation while they are taking a dump in neighboring stalls.

Joey and Bob had the best conversation through a Texas Telephone.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 20, 2011

telemarketer

Those fuckers who call you asking you to buy shit. They constantly call you telling you things like "please don't hang up the phone", "I'm calling you up on an item we sent you in the mail", "Hey would you like a subscription to <insert newspaper/magazine>".

These lovely individuals. are usually payed high, but work on commission, so they have to be good at what they do.

Telemarketers need to find better jobs and leave us the fuck alone.

by BklynKnight July 19, 2005

Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

by CosmicRebellion September 4, 2009