Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

by catchinggold October 5, 2018

Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

by Vinderex December 25, 2019

never let them take you alive

Never let them take you alive means that in situations that resemble a choice between surrender or fighting to the death, choose to fight. If the enemy is going to take your body, it it sure as hell isn’t going to be alive.

(Javier) “Wow, there’s just no hope for living the life I pictured.”
(Marsha) “Stop whining and suck it the fuck up, Javier! Never let them take you alive.”

(Soldier) “Never let em take you alive.”

by RightDown2ChinatownCharlyBrown April 8, 2020

Teo's take

When Teo starts analyzing anime.

"Evangelion is so good" - Teo
"Ah its Teo's take again..."

by Kalcho January 21, 2021

zooka was taken

a really cool guy who does ep remakes of lovejoy on youtube

HOLY SHIT IS THAT ZOOKA WAS TAKEN HOLY SHIT!11!!!!!

by fallboygo May 12, 2023

The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.

Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."

by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022

2020, take a damn break

amen.

"birbs are falling out of the sky from the gases that reached new york"
2020, take a damn break

by the cooler penguin27 September 17, 2020