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Toland

1. Commonly known as toe lint, it is a word used to describe lazy people who are obsessed with video games.

2. A person that doesn't shave.

3. A person with a crusty mustache who takes really long dumps and thinks believes he/she can eat a million guavas.

4. A person that just wants to have fun.

5. A person who wields a lamberge.

6. A person that hates to take showers.

7. Someone who gets his shirts ridiculously dirty.

8. Someone who slouches too much.

9. Someone who has 50 different types of serves in tennis.

10. A person who thinks he/she should be a dragon rider.

11. A person who takes revenge times thirty on you.


Examples:

Ohhh Toland just wants to have fu-un.

Eww... you have so much toe lint.

That's disgusting Toland.

Tolande ni yao jing chang xi zao, ra bu ran ni de toe fa hui you tai duo you
toe lint Toland
by Grandma Joe's April 28, 2009
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Toledo

Toledo is only one of Ohio's many shitholes.

There's Dayton, there's Cleveland.. Many places to get fucked up in.
There's run-down neighborhoods, empty, rotting houses, streets with more holes in them than fucking swiss cheese, drug dealers and crime all over the place and some of the worst chemicals floating around from all those toxic waste factories.

The income is below average low, the public schools your worst enemy and some of the people are some real crackheads.

Leave before it's too late and you become one of them.

Oh and the East is the worst. I mean everything sucks but the East.. Never go there; or do go there, you will never want to go there again then. Maybe you won't be alive to return anyway.
Guy 1: Dude, Toledo kinda rocks!

Guy 2: Only when you lived in Youngstown before...
by alexismcforman February 21, 2020
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Love and Tolerate

A phrase used in the brony community, a reminder that the show teaches us to be nice to everyone, even internet trolls. Commonly seen in pony images with the caption "I'm gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you."
Troll: My Little Pony is for gayfags lol

Brony: You're making it hard to love and tolerate you, bro.
by ditzy doo January 2, 2012
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tolio

The occurrence of jacked-up toes. A portmanteaux of "toe" and "polio."
William caint be wearin no sandals cause of his tolio.
by Mr. Brad May 20, 2005
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DEATH TOLL

the number of deaths resulting from some particular cause such as an accident or a battle or a natural disaster!
Dude1 "So did you see the previews for 2012, its insane man!"
Dude2 "Yes i have indeed, and it will take a Death Toll"
Dude1 "Sounds so awesome, i'm gonna get tickets a head of time."
Dude2 "Sounds good."
by flamemaiden July 18, 2009
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TOLO

Tits Out Legs Open, often used by studs. Girls absolutely fall for Tolo, and there is a new song by Drake Called TOLO, in which he say YOLO was a problem but TOLO is the solution to it. IT is also Often used by Pussay Patroller.
Guys look Pepo the dog is toloing me.
you know a girl wants you when she TOLO's you
FUck YOLO We follow TOLO
by Saynomore Getonthefloor June 3, 2013
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tollett

Not well educated, nieve, willing to learn
He is just trying just a tollett.
by Tttyt December 9, 2007
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