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Brave Little Toaster

A Honda Element car, due to its resemblance of a toaster.
My friend's Brave Little Toaster was totaled after it ran into a Prius.
by Tuesday93 August 12, 2009
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toasted marshmallow

A sexual act in which a man (or men) has sex with a woman while she poops on his dick.
"Dude, Sophie gave me a toasted marshmallow last night"

It can also be used in the past tense verb form, like "Dude, Sophie toasted my marshmallow last night".
by wutangkillabeezonaswarm March 23, 2009
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Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
Man, I was toasting for 4 hours last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.
by Rain Storm November 6, 2008
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toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."
by Carmo September 27, 2006
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Toast

Toast, if a Youtube poop reference, ripped from an extra scene in the video game "Hotel Mario" For the Sega CD.

It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."

Toast is what all toasters toast.
Mario: *Walking into a room with a clusterfuck of toasters plugged into one outlet.*
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*

Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"

The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"
by John Claset February 20, 2008
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French Toast

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.
The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.
by Hodge329 November 1, 2008
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toast points

When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.
Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!
by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003
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