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Thomas Hoy

You're such a Thomas Hoy
by tinyteddy November 18, 2014
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thomas lewis

CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.
Did you see Thomas Lewis’s house? It’s like a square mile! That guys so rich!
by ZachariahSaliva September 17, 2020
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thomas braun

Thomas is a mix of thomas and braun. The luckiest man on the planet. It is RARE to find a thomas braun, but once you find it, you'll never let him go. Thomas Braun is the kind of man you will want to have for the rest of your life, and if you do so, consider yourself the second luckiest of all. If you're searching this name, congrats, or you are one or you have one :)
You won't believe who I met Jessica.

WHO?

I met a Thomas Braun.

no fucking way.
by Marcelita otxilac July 5, 2020
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thomas lewis

CEO of USPS. Make an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is by far the worst postal service in the world.
Did you see Thomas Lewis house? It’s like a square mile long! I heard he makes 700 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND!!!
by ZachariahSaliva September 8, 2020
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Kara Thomas

Sounds like she’s related to Thomas the train. Knows this joke has been told in elementary school one too many times.
“Ha ha yeah my last name is Thomas like the train, but no I’m not related to him” -Kara Thomas
by Deez bofa February 27, 2019
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the rob thomas

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.
kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
by gaz88 October 13, 2017
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Thomas Kidd

Really twitchy little kidd loves to talk about iPhone eleven pretty funny guy will 100% Make you laugh at him. some words associated with Thomas Kidd are apple, Tesla, google, forknight,
My moms shares in westjet, repetitive, and he loves his soys sauce hat.
Oh fuck guys here comes Thomas Kidd
by Thomas Kidd October 15, 2019
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