Definitelynotthomaswinkwink's definitions
The GOAT in curling and growing succulents, absolute Sigma male Chad, slays with the ladies. 12 pack abs obviously, and won the Tour de France twice, but disqualified for using a unicycle. the only problem is that he's never had an awkward moment, so he's planning one for the future, just to see what it feels like.
by Definitelynotthomaswinkwink December 13, 2021
Get the THOMASmug.