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Swedish Donkey

A type of blow job recieved from a woman of poor taste in everything, especially the way she dresses and does her hair. The prodedure of this blowjob consists of two things:
A very unwilling man, and a herpes infected mouth. The woman giving the blowjob is one who takes her job way too seriously, and bitches at everyone in sight. The man on the other hand, is desperate for some action and doesnt give a flying f*ck if she's bitchy or not. WARNING, Do not try these at home.
Guy one- "Hey i heard joe got a Swedish donkey last night"
Guy two- "From who?! :o"

Guy one- "That bitch kelly, the one who gets irritable constantly and has a huge case of thunder thighs"
Guy two- "Poor joe. its a wonder his dick wasnt bitten off"
by itstarayo February 22, 2011
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Swedish

noun.

1. The people of Sweden (a.k.a Gay World)

2. a Gay language, the language spoken by gay people, closely related to Faggish, and Norwegian.

3. The definition of one's sexuality.

Abbreviation: G A Y
I just found out that my friend is Swedish!
by pussy_fart June 22, 2018
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Swedish Turkey

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.
I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.
by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006
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swedish orgasam

where 3 guys give a girl head at the same time
by dghvfd October 27, 2009
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swedish starfish

men on men anal penetration with no lube.
johnny asked drew what he wanted tonight, drew had a quick response he wanted the "swedish starfish" it hit all his right spots and rough him up a bit!
by David-Foodpimp May 30, 2008
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sweird

A person named Tiffany is rather sweird . This person named Tiffany is insanely into skeletons... She has shoes that have little skeletons on it... When she builds a space shuttle in the future she will call it SPACE SHUTTLE KEYSHAR and also send a OLED TV to her frend that she named the shuttle after....
by k1onoadt August 19, 2008
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swedish meatball

when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
pregnant lady: would you like to have sex?
alexander: only if i can get the swedish meatball!
by iaquinta June 6, 2007
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