An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"
Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011
Get the Sweat Monstersmug. The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"
by Jenn_nJooce April 20, 2017
Get the Salami Sweatmug. A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.
Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.
Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!
Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.
June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!
Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.
June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 30, 2010
Get the Sweat Batmug. by JMGK October 9, 2008
Get the cum sweatmug. by Ked_moment November 23, 2020
Get the forum sweatsmug. When your male genitalia becomes ungodly erect but there's nothing you can do about, usually because you are attending a family gathering or at that damn neighbor boy's bar mitzvah. The massive amount of potential energy bottles up inside you, causing you to sweat in the most unusual places
by Puffem'N'Stuffem27 January 19, 2015
Get the the meat sweatsmug. by bittygirl May 29, 2009
Get the Sweat Pumpmug.