Stitch

Small, blue, and furry character on a Disney movie made in 2002. His only purpose on Earth is to lure Lilo into his deathtrap and mutilate her by ripping apart her flesh and feasting upon her organs. Do not be persuaded by the cute family movie, that asshole is a killer.

Director: And in scene 14, Stitch climbs out the treehouse and finds Lilo where he proceeds to drive a knife through her chest.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

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strotch

the large frontal orb (stomach) of obese people that extends down to or even past thier crotch.

holy crap dude.. is that a pussy shield or is that a strotch?

by kyllah January 16, 2009

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hangover stretch

To stretch a lot of times do to the previous nights good get shitty.

Man I have stretched like 15 fucking times, i was wasted last night.
Dude i got the hangover stretches.

by C-MART October 1, 2005

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Stitch Fucking

Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.

Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

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