strathaven

best place ever, everyone wants to live there because it's so nice and all the best people on the world live there :)!

euan - "aren't ya glad to live in strathaven"
bobbie - "yeah, it's so nice and all the cool people live here like us :)!

by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

Scratchy

A term to describe someone who doesn't look well kept. Can also be used like 'ratchet'.

Man, her hair be scratchy!
Did you see John today? He be lookin' scratchy!

by Youbescratchy August 25, 2013

Scrat-end

meaning either:

a) a discarded cigarette end.

or

b) a small piece of gristle from the end of a piece of meat.

usually used as an insult, especially when the latter meaning is in context. used by those of a more chav-like disposition, or when emulating or parodising a chav

"hey john, what are you doing down there?"
"lookin' for some scrat-ends."

"yer fuckin' scrat-end!"

by arto October 16, 2005

door strategy

A technique that crazy Christian boys obsessed with NOT masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms.

After my younger brother decided to follow Jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. Now I have to hear his Christian pop music all day long...

by supbro_4L May 29, 2010

scratter

Scratter- A scratch card

Rob! i just won a tenner on me scratter!

by RRR-oger December 30, 2007

scrat

Enormous black squirrel-like creatures, without the fluffy tails characteristic of squirrels. Probably the unholy spawn of a squirrel-rat union. One is known to live near the Administration Building on UMBC campus.

Watch that scrat. He's been giving those three squirrels over there orders or something. It looks like they're building a pile of sticks, or maybe a catapult.

by Ultimastrike September 23, 2004

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody

YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008