metro station

A awesome electro pop band from Hollywood, the 2 guitarist bro and sis are in the Hannah Montana show, and the guitarists dad is Billy Joe Cyrus.

i just bought the metro station cd

by MRANT December 3, 2007

masturbation station

the state your in right before you spew semen

me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station

by jizz-master October 25, 2005

Stati

Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway

Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!

by Rosy Darling September 20, 2012

Lactation Station

As the word implies, a station where lactation occurs. In other words a chicks tits or nipples. Can be referred to animals breasts...

Jeez that milf has some nice lactation stations.

Fuck I want to suck them lactation stations dry!

by Lactationist May 26, 2008

cream station

It's not really an actual place or anything, it just means to have sex, ya know?

man 1: Oh man check out that fiiine woman!
man 2: I'd sure like to take HER to the cream station!
man 1: *insert dumb laugh here*

by Blykah September 26, 2006

Tabloid Statistics

These are statistics, usually quoted during morning breakfast radio, current affairs shows and by people butting into your conversation, have no real basis and are note scientific by any stretch of the word.

Usually, these statistics are versions of real statistics, with only the most inflammatory parts cherry-picked out of the real statistics to create a sensationalist response from those that hear it.

Woman: "Did you hear on the radio this morning, 87% of housework is done by women; you men are so lazy!"
Man: "O.K., so did it include around the house jobs like cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, gardening, car maintenance and opening pickle jars for you women?! That's just hocus-pocus and tabloid statistics!"
Woman: "No, why? Is all that important?!"
Man: *head explodes*

by The Urban Psychologist April 12, 2010

Urination Station

Another name for a bathroom or restroom.

She had to visit the urination station after drinking 3 glasses of Sunny D.

by urrandomshoez March 30, 2011