secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017

the art of scrolling

Scrolling past photos on social media platforms without liking them.

when you are on social media i.e. Instagram, and see a hot girl's or guy's photos but you don't click like. You admire the photo and keep scrolling past out of respect for your partner. This is the art of scrolling.

by robo005 March 7, 2018

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

roadside untwisting-stroll

Refers to a fairly-short trek dat you take along da gravel shoulder of da highway by your house while dragging a long and somewhat-twisted/kinked length of rope, wire, tubing, etc behind you; da purpose is to gently/evenly extend said cord back out and allow da"free" or "trailing" end to rotate freely and thus unwind/remove/relax any coils and other unwanted tensioning. After you have walked an appropriate distance to adequately even everything out, you then begin carefully coiling your cord over your arm while continuing to galumph along, so dat da other end of da cord will still be free to rotate, and thus your winding-motion will not create additional twisting of da cord as you reel it in.

I occasionally get an odd look or two from passing motorists while performing a roadside untwisting-stroll after using a garden-hose or extension-cord, but I have yet to have anyone actually ask me about it... I guess most folks understand dat "you gotta do what you gotta do" in a case like this, and dey figger dat "if it gets da job done, more power to ya".

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Pulling a Stroll

“Pulling a Stroll” is when you draw the ire of an entire fan base and/or community through blatant nepotism.

It is the inverse of “livin’ like Lando” wherein you are a beloved figure who can do no wrong, much like Jesus Christ reincarnated.

Why is Dan speaking to the chairman?

“Ah, he’s pulling a Stroll to get his son a position in upper management, real dousche move.”

by Guardedpotato August 10, 2020

Idiot in a stroller

Some that slaps their cheese slice on a pig face and screams to "let ot rip!"

You are an idiot in a stroller you baby.

by Lil Scythe September 19, 2021

pull out the scroll

A person who lists the wrongdoings from the other party.

Oh, you don’t remember what happened? Let me pull out the scroll real quick.

by Saucysavage93 March 31, 2022