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spoon

a funny way to insult people when they do silly things. it is most commonly used at the alpine school in T3 2019.
you’re late for headcount? you absolute spoon!”
by spazmyn October 14, 2019
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SpOOkyG

The world's biggest Fox Mulder (The X-Files) fan, this rightfully labeled "X-Phile" is female, single, and continually listening to Bree Sharp's "David Duchovny" whilst daydreaming.

If you, perchance, happen upon this odd, spooky character, she will most likely respond to phrases such as, but not limited to, "The truth is out there" and "Trust no one".

If any don't know much of this strange girl, they should very well be glad. If they knew anything more, it would be all too apparent that she's "one Fox Mulder short of a good episode of The X-Files".

Should you see her, it is advised that you STAY FAR, FAR AWAY. She may attack at any moment, mauling those who come to close or just happen to be unlucky with her cat-like claws.

SpOOkyG is a dangerously crazed Mulder fan and should not be made to feel threatened of losing or sharing her ownership of Mulder. Should such occur, she will attack with no holds barred.

God help your sad little soul if you are unlucky enough to have this embodiment of black cat's bad luck cross your path!
"Mulder is MINE." ~ SpOOkyG
by Leanne W. February 28, 2005
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Appreciation Spoon

A small spoon used when eating expensive or pleasurable food stuffs in order to extend eating time and appreciation.
"We shall eat this ice cream with appreciation spoons."
by Tom Hooper October 23, 2007
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spooky

adj
1: suggestive of the supernatural; mysterious.
by Spooky Person Again April 7, 2005
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fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.
Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...
by Scutha January 18, 2008
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Spoonman

Spoonman is one of the tracks found on Soundgarden - Super Unknown album, written by Chris Cornel.

The meaning behind the song title differs due to personal interpretation or even just association (from things such as heroin or even spooning???)

However, the song title came from the name of a Seattle street performer, ‘Artis the Spoonman,’ who would bang out complex patterns using spoons and other metallic objects rather than conventional percussion. Artis also performed in the Spoonman music video, which eclipsing "Black Hole Sun", became one of their most popular video/singles released at the time.
by Avraelle January 17, 2010
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Spook

1. A spy or CIA agent.

2. What racists used to called black people. (dated)
"That guy in the shades reading a newspaper and constantly checking his watch looks like a spook to me"
by blackflag91 November 23, 2018
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