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Staten Island Snapper

The of placing one finger in a females vagina and the thumb into the anus and the attempting to snap your fingers.
by Ostrich44 April 9, 2017
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alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on
I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017
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The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.
It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!
by Tray007 August 14, 2018
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The wrist snapper

Man 1: The wrist snapper found my tray of ice
Man 2: okay and...
Man 3: he said it was my friends that did it
by iamantinwordpass April 23, 2019
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Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.
Wow you have a face like a slapped horse
by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022
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Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper

An insult to say to someone.
Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?
by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024
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The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
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