slurpage

When a dipshit stoner named Bobby slurps water from a drinking fountain with a straw.

Man that was some serious slurpage.

by Anthony Scrima March 27, 2004

Slurping

The act of a person sucking(slurping) cum out of someones *sshole after a man has of course cummed

"Did you hear Joe had a threesome and Sarah was slurping Jessica

by Cxmbo October 23, 2014

Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

Slurpee

Another word for felatio, blow job, etc.

Want me give you slurpee?

by David March 21, 2003

slurper

Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!

People from Scotland

by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003

Slurp Juice

Simalar to the 69 this is a sex position where you shove your entire head in your partners v hole/ and or eurethra and start eating them out like a mother fucker.

You: Soooo are you kinky?
Her: yeah I’ll show you, * jumps head first into your dick and starts doing the slurp juice
You: Has uncontrollable organism for the next month

by Alex The Smasher May 14, 2018

Slurpee

Nearly frozen pop or juice made by 7-11

I love Dr. Pepper slushees from 7-11

by Anonymous October 2, 2003