situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

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situbation

Masurbating instead of dealing with a large problem, like procrasturbating, but more important

"So what are we gonna do about the economic shithole?"

"Uhh, situbation of course"

by Smargle July 31, 2017

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situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

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situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 31, 2017

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