Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

skater shakes

when you put a packet of sugar in a creamer, shake it up and drink it.

those skater shakes kept me buzzed all day.

by flamegirl05 June 26, 2006

patty shake

a warm handshake between two people. Initiated by one person, who extends both hands at the same time; one in the shake position, the other to be on the outside of the shake reciever (or shakee, as one might call it). This combination of hand shake and slight compression on the backside of the hand being shaken creates a shake sandwhich. It is often performed with a slight inclination of the upper body towards the shakee. Most often used by older people, and has been mastered by such presidents as George Bush, for meeting foreign ambassadors and other figures.

I went to quickly shake George Bush's hand after his speech, but he whipped out the old patty shake, and I couldn't get out.

by John Austin March 9, 2007

hanger shaker

A fag who play games way to much and sit on the game 24/7and sit there and shakes a hanger way to much just like the fag thay are

1.kenny is a big hanger shaker

by pacothemexcantaco July 13, 2009

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Rape shake

1.To rape your friends facebook wall so that all they see is your comments
2. to incessantly annoy your friends on facebook to the point where they would much rather deactivate their facebook than read your comments

I rape shaked kaila's wall last night, and no one can beat me.
or

Last night Edye rape shaked my wall and i think I have had enough.

by rapeshakerallday May 3, 2010

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018