A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024
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by mrberenisp4d0 February 1, 2024
Get the Waste of semenmug. David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
Get the funky semenmug. I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
Get the semen biscuitmug. "His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"
"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
Get the Semenicalmug. A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.
Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.
The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.
The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011
Get the semen mixermug.