“Omg did you guys hear about fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓 ? I heard they do hard core d*ugs and play roblox all the time cause they’re FREAKS!
by xcoxic December 10, 2021
A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 09, 2021
I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.
by Cmon now September 14, 2018
Doing a lady from behind pulling out and ramming your Dick up her ass, while lunching her forward while simultaneously punching her in the kidneys.
by Ry of the guy April 17, 2023
The act of sticking your erect tallywhacker into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
The act of sticking your erect cock into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022