Squeezing the straw

an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏

Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his

by appleeeegirlll July 13, 2024

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

squeeze your lime

the act of tickling one’s clitoris 💦

yo did your man squeeze your lime last night?

by daddydaddycakes April 4, 2025

Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...

Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn

by superguitarded May 14, 2020

Pleeze squeeze theeze

What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.

Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!

by QuacksO May 2, 2019

Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits

johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”

by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020