Pipe and Slippers

A person who is old before their time. Often used to describe someone who marries young and is likely to be in bed before midnight on a Saturday.

Friend 1: 'Did you say that Ryan is coming out this weekend?'
Friend 2: 'No, mate. He's at home watching Gardners' World. He's gone proper Pipe and Slippers, nowadays.'

by Rickflare April 28, 2011

ninjas slipper

the shape of a womens genitalia when protruding through her jeans or shorts. thus resembling the shape of a ninjas slipper.

ninjas slipper

by nortybollox October 24, 2009

mexican slipper

The act of covering ones feet in chilli beef and cilantro then inserting said feet into the rectle cavity of 2 cheap hookers paid for with stolen hotel robes, bedding and apparel.

Did you see Diana last night? She couldn't walk right for a week after that Mexican Slipper.

by xStalkerIIIx March 7, 2018

Glass Slipper Dick

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

by danijms March 25, 2019

ripper slippers

originated in the Bay Area. A term for cheap ass chinese slippers that can be bought at the beauty supply store.

"That hoe had on some ripper slippers."

by mookie May 13, 2005

The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

That Blond Girl Last Night Tried To Pull The Glass Slipper On Me, Good Thing I Actually Fit.

by GTG Crew March 9, 2008

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017