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Sattle

Slang shortcut for the city of Seattle. Just like Frisco for San Francisco.
I flew up to Sattle from Frisco last week for a medical seminar.
by Carstaires February 5, 2009
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Seattle Freeze

bitches be cold in the 206, gotta get em in bed before they even say hello to ur face daaaaamn
A: "This gurl i met at neumos last night had the seattle freeze"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"
by freezinmyassoff March 6, 2014
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scattass

scatter+ass=scattass
scatter means to run and seperate and ass is ass.So in a sense its like im going to scatt this ass. or run away.
This bitch is scattassin it out of here.
by Brian Herrick July 26, 2004
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Seattle

Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.
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Seattle Sleeper

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.
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Slattery

A Slattery (or Slatteries) is/are a person who is largely indefinable, as far as how they are ranked in coolness.

They can be percieved as cool in one scenario, which usually leads them to be invited to parties; whereupon they are suddenly discovered to be lame.

The strangest phenomenon concerning these people is that once their position has been ascertained at the parties as 'lame', they can quickly revert back to coolness as soon as the following day.
"I just don't know how I feel about him. He seems like he could be a slattery."

"Well, she seemed cool at the movies the other day; but last night she turned out to be a slattery."

"Come on, don't embarrass me! Everyone will think you're just a slattery."
by Angry Pac-Man March 10, 2009
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Seattle

Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.
by Kyle February 26, 2005
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