Slap Ass

a game similar to tag where the person who is "it" tries to *unsuspectingly* slap a player's ass as hard as he/she possibly can. *emphasis on unsuspectingly

Mike slapped me so hard in Slap Ass, that i could not sit down for the rest of the evening.

by LrM5 December 17, 2008

slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.

jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

Slap-A-Johnny

Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Slap Guts

The act of fucking a chick so hard, your slappin her guts.

Henry: Hey dude did you slap guts last night?

Cory: Yeah man I fucked the shit out of that hoe.

by The firetruck December 6, 2010

Slap upside the face

The polar opposite of getting slapped upside the head. A person will take their hand like the are about to slap someone but push the person's chin up an smush their hand in their face. New fad that originated January 7th 2012 created by two siblings in Walmart

Because of the way the face is pushed when this occurs it results in the embarrassment of the person slapped an a moment of silence

Toni: shut up derek before I slap you upside the face

Derek: okay okay dude I will stop

Tina: I shall slap upside the face of yours for being a turd

Gina : sorry please don't do that

by I created this January 8, 2012

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016