Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017

Goop Scoop

Indian street food.

Everybody in the world eating Goop Scoop

by spazzmuyguapo October 15, 2025

drunken scoop

When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF

Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!

Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!

by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015

scoops

A (scoops) is a person who have no feelings whatsoever might call a (lonely) person scoops. It’s a symbol in (discord servers) to have a (scoops) they are often mean but it’s really them taking it out it could be any person on the (internet).

Scoops: omg please stop writing just hang yourself

Other: that guy is such a (Scoops)

by zwoopin April 15, 2020

Scoop the Dog

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

Scoop

The act of literally duping and brushing someone’s chest in an upward motion. Girls can scoop guys, but guys can’t scoop girls. Girls can scoop eachother , same thing goes for guys. The key to the perfect scoop is to instead of flicking your wrist, away your wrist gently.

Julien: like a good neighbor

Alex: ...
(Proceeds to scoop Alex)
Julien: (in State Farm tune)

SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP

by CuulioJuulio November 21, 2018