Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017

Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere

Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty

by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016

Scoop and fling

The act of when you scoop and fling poop out of someone’s ass to make room for your fist

I just scoop and fling my grandma to make room for my fist. It’s all in the wrist

by Hellllo there March 31, 2019

Scoops

The act of applauding or cheering for someone or something.

Scoops to winning the football game.

by Lily lee miller October 12, 2017

scoop glasses

Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad

Wow she’s wearing scoop glasses she MIGHT be chill but hard telling.

by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022

scooped

another word for snatched.

Man: *is wearing a weave*
Woman: *scoops weave* SCOOPED!

by makinglunch June 20, 2018