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jessica simpson

a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.
you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!
by ashlee November 10, 2004
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Marge Simpson

Stupid-ass bitch who has the worst voice ever, ruins almost every single Simpson episode, and basically is shit. All day long.
Marge Simpson, with the most raspy, shitty voice: "Homie, stop doing that entertaining and funny thing, and come here to be pussy-whipped, etc."
by Marge hater December 28, 2005
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Blo-J Simpson

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.
Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night
by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011
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jessica simpson

Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.
Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).
by smartguy5858 January 29, 2005
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jessica simpson

a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =
Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!
by Kelly_hotness April 8, 2007
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simpsonsphobia

the fear of the cartoon family "the simpsons" or the fear of yellow people.
Erica realised she had simpsonsphobia when she turned on the tv and saw homer simpson. Erica screamed.
by taylor dragon April 20, 2009
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Samson

Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!
He’s probably from Samson.
by 2468832 December 6, 2018
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