The Joseph Rule

If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.

John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"

Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"

John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."

by Wrist Band Man December 12, 2010

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Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet rule that states; if it exists theres p0rn of it, and if there isn't, there will be.

Someone: Yo have you seen Jaiden Animation rule 34 yet?
Someone else: No because I respect human beings

by infi0 March 4, 2021

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Gaming Rule #11

He who becomes enraged during gaming, must regain control of themselves before communicating with people in the outside world.

After smashing my controller in rage, I followed gaming rule #11 and took time to calm myself before talking to my mother.

by RAGERRR September 28, 2011

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golden rule

"Do unto others, then run like hell."

Live your life by the golden rule (as long as you're not caught by the police)

by thisUnkn0wn September 7, 2012

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Rule 59

If you know the rules off the top of your head, you are encouraged to kill yourself.

The exact orgin of the rules is in dispute, some say the chans, some say giai online, sill others something awful. what is agreed upon is that the rules are followed, almost cult like, across the communitys. rules like rule one and rule 14 are heavily enforced. the rules, are of course, modified to adap to the specific community they exist on. example, if one were to find this on a chan, the statment would be similar to "Anon, go and rule 59 yourself; or an hero, which is the pesudo way of asking somone to kill themself

by anon_602 August 5, 2008

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