i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact

Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

by Urbdicdayismay23 September 11, 2023

Ranting retard next door

The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.

I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.

by Pseudo Boogy Man October 22, 2008

Retard-a-con

An extremely stupid transformer. Used in Robot Chicken.

"What a Retard-a-con"

by slaygirl August 26, 2005

Retard Stick

Slang for an analog stick on video game console controllers, usually used by gamers who prefer PC gaming over consoles. The mouse and keyboard system is much quicker, more precise, and responsive than analog sticks. Switching from the PC setup to an analog stick setup makes the controls feel slow and clumsy. Many developers factor this in, as PC versions of games often have higher AI and/or difficulty than console versions, as the player has the potential for much higher reaction time and control.

Hey, why are you using that retard stick when you could be playing on the PC with a mouse! It's superior in every way.

by David J. Hansen April 5, 2008

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 30, 2010

retainer voice

(adj)(v) to speak as if one had a retainer in their mouth which in turn causes all "s" sounds to be pronounced from the back of the mouth with the tongue never touching the front teeth...resulting in a gathering of spit for a modified "sh" sound, possibly showering the recipient of the retainer voice in the speakers spit. often embellished for comical effect by using key terms such as geez louise gosh and shucks.

1. (sh)ally (sh)ure is(h) (sh)uper p(sh)yched (sh)e (sh)ells (sh)ea (sh)ells by the (sh)andy (sh)ea (sh)ore.

2. Do you know what would make that story actually funny, repeat in your retainer voice.

3. Man, I hope he doesnt think any less of me after hearing my retainer voice.

by ktrain3299 March 22, 2011