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optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".
I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.
by terryzz February 22, 2009
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Rectal Prolapse

A young Scotsman who likes to drink beer and party hard, and who fights oppression on the internet. A close personal friend of Hairybudda, although not a fan of genital piercings and certainly not a raving homo.
Oh, shit let's go to another web site, Rectal Prolapse is here :(
by Mr Super Duper July 16, 2008
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restaurant hopping

An activity for fat people. Involves going from restaurant to restaurant ordering a large entree, consuming it, and then moving onto another restaurant. The term was first coined in reference to the activities of a fat girl named Jordan.
Guy: Hey you wanna come back to my place?

Jordan: Nah, let's go restaurant hopping.
by I wanna be the guy no i dont October 17, 2008
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Restard

When a piece of shit retarded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.
'OH MY SHITTY GOD! YOU RESTARD!!!!! What a Restard.'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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restard

A combination of RETARD and RESTART.

A person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.
Tili is such a restard. He restarted computer because of SSL certificate error.
by Tili October 26, 2010
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burning rectal syndrome

when the rectal area has a firey feel and cause discomfort to the owner of the rectum usually caused after spicy food and dune kune curry
I have burning rectal syndrome from when i got anally penetrated by the dune last night.
by poopbutt696969 June 3, 2008
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Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything
Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
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