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real witchu

a string of words used to share present affection and a hope for the future.
by Krkič May 29, 2020
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Real knocker

When someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed and chooses to take it out on you or people around you.
Kyle: Oui, did you hear about Mrs.M?
Chase: No, what happened with her
Kyle: Apparently she was being a real knocker
by High school Pimp January 18, 2022
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A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023
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A real definition

Something you will find here just not the one you wanted
I went on Urban Dictionary to find a real definition I dont know what I expected
by MartyMcfly48 November 29, 2020
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A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(
Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
by Radchu24 February 24, 2021
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real folks

Real folks means when they aren't fake they are the real deal ...There isn't anything fake or unreal about them.
by AMDL August 21, 2017
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