Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022

Professor Huang

The name of the student in class who tries to pay attention but cannot do it effectively. They have good grades that they don't deserve due to mercy of their teacher.

Professor Huang! What are you doing?

by ETHICAL IMPERATIVE March 7, 2022

Professor Yolo

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.

Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.

by Handily69420 March 16, 2022

professor rawdogger

A person who exclusively rawdogs professors.

“It says “professor rawdogger” in his Tinder bio.”
“Swipe right!”

by rave vietnam April 13, 2022

Protest

A collective of Karens

Protests are just a bunch of Karens being collectively upset

by Defdude April 21, 2022

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022

Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown

Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked

by ThePersonInYourHouse November 1, 2022