Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

tripple pipes

Tripple pipes dirty gapes nerds,4 strokes, and any other sled in its path.

Damn, your tripple pipes is fast tbh

by Peter dyck December 23, 2021

Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 2, 2022

mono-pipeopoly

a monopoly on pipes and the companies that run them

pronounced: mo-noe pie-pop-o-ly

in mannalack reserve City West Water has a ' mono-pipeopoly'

by robert lexerton August 14, 2022

smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict October 4, 2011