Porcelain Mask

When you pull out and then cum in her face and then immediately splash cold water on her face and watch it harden.

I was banging that chick and came all over her face. Lucky for me I had a cold beverage on the nightstand so I gave her the porcelain mask.

by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008

one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004

Porcelain abortion

The wad of sperm a girls pisses out into the porcelain toilet god after being pounded furiously and receiving a batch of baby batter and disposing of them abortion style into the toilet!

Take that ass to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion so you don't get my splooge all over my good sheets!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task

A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.

by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006

5 Percenter

People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!

He's a 5 percenter!

by Ghumo August 17, 2018

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

69 percent

refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.

"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."

by A "professional" June 4, 2013