Pennies and dimes

informal
To be cheap, to be concerned with insignificant earnings or savings at the expense of something more valuable.
Kyle: You can't walk home all by yourself Stacey, that's pennies and dimes. Get an Uber.
by Poe's Raven June 02, 2021
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Penny Phone

A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.
Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.
by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009
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The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 25, 2021
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penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.
x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.
by deslumoprime March 24, 2024
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Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish
'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'
by S Penny August 17, 2022
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pretty penny

A person who is a 1 on the 1-10 hot scale but has a great personality.
Yeah Kayla is ugly but she's a pretty penny.
by YourBoyMatty April 14, 2016
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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 31, 2022
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